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Once a flock of mice gathered for a sad meeting.
"All of us spread rot. All of us are trying to lime. Live so any longer. What to do? "- They wailed. Suddenly one of the mice, said: "I know! Need to ask the owl. He - the famous and wise strategy! "And the whole crowd went to Filin. They surrounded the owl and asked: "How can we be? We are defenseless, and anyone can hurt us! "Filin thoughtfully lifted his eyes and said:" It's very simple: you have to become hedgehogs. Mice were delighted and rushed back with enthusiastic cries of: "Oh yes! Of course! Everything is so simple, we ourselves might think of this before! You just need to become hedgehogs! "Suddenly, one mouse stopped and stared, puzzled at the ground. "Yes ... - he said thoughtfully, - ... I'm here thought: how can we become hedgehogs?" - "Exactly, exactly! - Cried the mouse. - And the truth, how do we become hedgehogs? Let's go back to Filin, ask him. " And the whole pack turned as a large steamer, and rushed back to Filin. "Filin, and how do we become hedgehogs?" - Once again asked the mouse. "Well - thoughtfully and said proudly owl - is up to you. I - Strategy. And how to become a hedgehog - this is technology. "
"All of us spread rot. All of us are trying to lime. Live so any longer. What to do? "- They wailed. Suddenly one of the mice, said: "I know! Need to ask the owl. He - the famous and wise strategy! "And the whole crowd went to Filin. They surrounded the owl and asked: "How can we be? We are defenseless, and anyone can hurt us! "Filin thoughtfully lifted his eyes and said:" It's very simple: you have to become hedgehogs. Mice were delighted and rushed back with enthusiastic cries of: "Oh yes! Of course! Everything is so simple, we ourselves might think of this before! You just need to become hedgehogs! "Suddenly, one mouse stopped and stared, puzzled at the ground. "Yes ... - he said thoughtfully, - ... I'm here thought: how can we become hedgehogs?" - "Exactly, exactly! - Cried the mouse. - And the truth, how do we become hedgehogs? Let's go back to Filin, ask him. " And the whole pack turned as a large steamer, and rushed back to Filin. "Filin, and how do we become hedgehogs?" - Once again asked the mouse. "Well - thoughtfully and said proudly owl - is up to you. I - Strategy. And how to become a hedgehog - this is technology. "
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Took out the crisis. Eat moldy cheese, wine, drink - the old one. And the machine I have no roof.
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The three judges after a long day sat on a park bench for a beer. Suddenly flies out of the bushes and Grandma needs to pay her a thousand rubles, or else it will give them to court for having killed her dog.
The judges conferred and decided to better pay.
"It is not known what decision the court."
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